Club Hump: What I Did to Your Girlfriend

You've been sitting at home wondering why your girl came back looking flushed, breathless, and smelling like another woman's perfume. Let me tell you exactly what happened. I walked up behind her on that dance floor in my black jeans and belt, pressed my body against her, and claimed her in front of everybody. I grinded on her, she rode my thigh, and we put on a show the wholeclub couldn't stop watching. I'll even demonstrate every move I made on her — the grabbing, the humping, the grinding — all through my tight black jeans. By the time I'm done, you'll know exactly who your girlfriend belongs to tonight.