Close Your Mind to Pussy and Open Your Ass to Cock

Face it, virgin loser, that pesky virginity of yours is here to stay! In this day and age, more and more women have evolved beyond needing men in their homes or their beds. If your haven't even accidentally fallen into any pussy, it's even less likely that you'll get any now. However, there is one way to loser your virginity and you'll have WAY more success. It's with your fellow MEN! As we all know, men will fuck anything! If something even vaguely looks like a hole, they want to put their dicks in it. So forget about pussy, it's completely out of your reach. Open up your ass to men instead, it's a sure thing!