Spark Ran, so They Had to Fuck Electrically!

When that old cunt decided to show me a physics experiment, I was kinda excited. Usually, they come in with their textbooks and babble something unintelligible. Here, at least, there was some action. Electricity, sparks, fucking Zeus in a metal ball! Too bad this show was my place as a lightning rod. I got electrocuted so badly that I had to relieve the shock the good old-fashioned way - by sticking my cock down that skinny tutor bitch's throat...