No. 286: a Nude Stroll at a Cruising Spot

I came to the park. Standing in front of the empty playground equipment, I started playing by myself again today, dressed in an embarrassing outfit. I struck weird poses on top of the slide and tried standing on the swings. These are all things I would never normally do, but knowing no one was watching, my body moved on its own. Every time I heard voices in the distance, I’d stop, but that actually added to the thrill, and I couldn’t stop. I crouched down in the sandbox, pretending to dig for something, or hung from the monkey bars. I got so absorbed that I lost track of time, and before I knew it, I realized I was breaking a sweat. This balance between embarrassment and fun—I think I might get hooked on it. If you happen to spot me, please just pretend you don’t know me and walk right by. #PlayingAloneInThePark #EmbarrassingButFun #MeAndThePlaygroundEquipment #ThingsYouCanOnlyDoWhenNoOne’sAround #AAfternoonWorthGoingViral #FunICan’tStop