Slippery Pvc Garden Wank Hose, Mud & Shiny Rubber Waders

It’s wild and stormy outside, and I’m feeling so naughty I just have to slip into my shiny red PVC suit. I peel off my cosy things until I’m completely bare underneath, then slowly zip myself in, loving that slick, cool hug against my skin. Next I layer on my bright yellow rain jacket, pulling the hood snug around my flushed cheeks, and step into my tall black rubber waders. The garden is my playground now. The rain has stopped, but I’m far too needy to wait, so I grab the hose and let the icy water cascade over every glossy curve. I sit right down in the slippery mud, arching my back as I tease my aching little spot through all that tight PVC, the cold spray making me gasp and squirm. Every slide and rub feels so wrong and so good, until I’m trembling and utterly spent in my own wet, messy puddle. Such a perfect start to my day.