Cutting up Ugly Christmas Sweater

Thick-knit ugly Christmas sweat. I just can't stand this thing. Of course, I'm a cheese ball and went to the ugly Christmas sweater parties. Yet, it's just too dorky lame to keep taking up space in my closet. I can't rip this mess of strings. So we have to settle with a good ol fashion cutting. Big Old Lamb or Gat on the front needs to be hacked off. Boobs pop out of course and I came in in just a thong.