Two of a Kind

When you meet a chick with big tits and you ask her out on a date and she replies, "I don't really want to go out. I kind of want to stay in and just hang out," this is code for, "Get me naked and fuck my tits." We know it doesn't sound like that, but trust us, we're experts. This is a perfect opportunity to suggest a little game of poker. What kind of poker? Strip poker, of course. (Instead of Texas Hold 'Em, you can play Tits, Hold 'Em.) If she doesn't know how to play, you can always teach her. (Chicks love to learn and love guys who want to teach.) In the end it's a win-win for everyone. She gets some quality time with you and you get to stick your dick in between her pair. Don't believe us? Just take a look at Sara Jay getting her tits pounded and coated. This started off as an innocent game of poker and ended up a serious game of poke her.