Training to be a perpetual masturbator

You always want to jerk off? Now you can jerk off all the time – until you're sick of it! Sounds pretty good for you, you jerking-off puppet! If only there wasn't always this... BUT! Don't think you can just do whatever you want like fair game! Of course, you'll have to pass some tests here too! Will you really be able to enjoy your time as a perpetual jerk, my loser? Once again, you're my plaything, and the game is played by my rules! I'll make sure that what gives you the most pleasure turns into a delicious punishment. Even as a perpetual jerk, it'll be tough with me!!